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If You Can't Afford To Host These Programs Due To Massive Budget Cuts, I STILL WANT TO COME TO YOUR SCHOOL!

"How Many Of The Following 4 Discounts Does Your School Qualify For?"

I understand what it's like to be working under a tight budget. That's why I've outlined the four easiest ways to either save or raise money for my school programs. So if you're willing to get a little creative, you'll be able to bring a high-impact assembly to your students at a fraction of the original investment.

Just think...by getting a professional quality performance at such a reasonable rate, you'll be a HERO at the next staff meeting!

10% Web Site Discount: This is the easiest way to save on a program. Simply fill out the form to the left and you'll receive the secret password. This proves that you were at this site therefore you're entitled to the "Web Site Only" discount. And don't worry about annoying spam. Your name will never be sold or shared.
Fundraiser: By hosting the "Foolproof Fundraiser" at your school (for free), you will earn enough money to pay for an assembly program and THEN some. Guaranteed or I'll do the assembly for free anyway.
Block Booking/Multiple Presentations: If you need to book more than one presentation due to time or space restraints, that's fine. I'll do a second presentation for a severely discounted rate. This discount also carries over to other schools in your district. The more programs your district books, the bigger the discounts for everyone involved.
Letter of Recommendation: Recommendations and referrals are a big part of my business. My happy customers gladly recommend my services to their friends and acquaintances. However, if you take it one step further and put your thoughts about my program into writing, then I'll happily reward you with a $50 donation to your school's Parent/Teacher Organization.

Now Matter How Much You Save, You'll Still Need Funding From SOMEWHERE...

That's why I'd like to send you a copy of my latest booklet:

The 9 Secret Sources Of Funding For School Assembly Programs:

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